It has been lovely at our Bolehill Cottages (click here). For the last few weeks Master has been working over in Buxton so has been taking idiot brother with him. Why? I have no idea as I am sure he just gets in the way all the time. Idiot brother claims that he is an integral part of the ‘Project Management team’ and is constantly helping to sort things out and making suggestions. I personally think he is an idiot and he will be getting in the way all the time. For instance he came back covered in Magnolia paint the other evening. He claims he was helping with touching up some bits of wall master had missed. I don’t think master saw it that way.
Anyway while idiot brother has been away I have been able to check out my mats, find new little snoozing corners and get in some serious snoozing time without the idiot waking me up barking at something. I do get the odd prod from mistress to see if I want to go out but have learned that if I keep my eyes closed she leaves me alone. Why would I want to go out – it might be cold or even wet out there. Mistress did take me over to see them both one day and trust me it was boring. No proper mats to sleep on, no food, and constant banging and clattering. How is a dog suppose to get some rest with that noise going on. There was one interesting moment when lunch time came around and they all sat down for sandwiches. I thought for a fleeting moment someone might have brought something for me. But oh no. I just had to sit there while everyone else got fed. No I think I will stay at home and leave idiot brother to his ‘Project Management’.